I would have posted this on http://www.breadedcats.com/ but they have you grant a perpetual license, and I didn’t feel comfortable with that.
So I present you Fez.
Credit to Molly for taking the photo, Hanne for daring me, enabling me, and holding Fez by the scruff. I did the hole cutting and bread placing.
You may call the ASPCA on Fez’s behalf now.